Drunken Mech

 Sung to the tune of Drunken Sailor by the Irish Rovers. While I only needed a few verses for my story, I ended up filking the whole song because I couldn’t stop.

What will we do with a drunken mech, now!
What will we do with a drunken mech, now!
What will we do with a drunken mech, now!
Early in the cycle!

Chorus:
Whoa, bot, let’s power ya down, then!
Whoa, bot, let’s power ya down, then!
Whoa, bot, let’s power ya down, then!
Early in the cycle!

Scrape his frame and paint him pink, lads!
Scrape his frame and paint him pink, lads!
Scrape his frame and paint him pink, lads!
Early in the cycle!

(Chorus)

Put him in Prowl’s office until he’s online,
Put him in Prowl’s office until he’s online,
Put him in Prowl’s office until he’s online,
Early in the cycle!

(Chorus)

Stick him in the wash rack with the solvent on him,
Stick him in the wash rack with the solvent on him,
Stick him in the wash rack with the solvent on him,
Early in the cycle!

(Chorus)

Put him in a berth with his best friend’s lover,
Put him in a berth with his best friend’s lover,
Put him in a berth with his best friend’s lover,
Early in the cycle!

(Chorus)

That’s what we do with a drunken mech, now!
That’s what we do with a drunken mech, now!
That’s what we do with a drunken mech, now!
Early in the cycle!

(Chorus)