Piper's Notebook

(See original post from Balloonarcade.)

“What’s this?” Bumblebee asked, looking at the container of… stuff next to the energon dispenser.

“Beachcomber made it. He calls it ‘rust granola,’“ Sideswipe said. 

Bumblebee reached in and took out a handful of the pebbly grains and popped them in his intake. He chewed for a moment and shrugged. “It tastes ok, I guess!” He grabbed another handful.

“Beachcomber said it’s supposed to be healthy. Something about whole energon grains and concentrated fuel.” Sideswipe frowned at the container. “I just don’t like the texture.”

“That slag is as far from healthy as you can get,” Ratchet growled. “You might as well just be eating pure iron oxide. Eat enough and you’ll end up with line rot.” He slammed the lid on the container. “It should be a treat, not a meal!”